It takes a special kind of man to lead a band with a seemingly
insignificant flick of the wrist or an ambiguous body jerk,
particularly for a group that treats pre-show like it's an after-party.
In traditional funk fashion, like James Brown, there's only
one boss on that stage. Unlike Brown, however, whose stage direction
is crisp and obvious, Clinton's sometimes seems like nothing
more than silly antics, tapping intricate drum beats (which
may or may not be replicated exactly) into the microphone with
the palm of his hand and jumping the decibel levels between
booms and whispers by crouching and standing, all eyes on him
for the cue. And that's what makes it genius. For the first
hour of a short two-hour set at Florida's Lake Buena Vista House
of Blues (blame the venue-imposed curfew: the show lasted four
hours only two nights earlier in Gainesville) George Clinton,
to the untrained eye, may have appeared to be doing a whole
lotta nothing on stage. In fact, he didn't even hit the stage
until almost a half-hour into the set. They don't call themselves
All-Stars for nothing.
So before that grand appearance, the band kicked in slowly,
warming themselves up and giving the audience a chance to ease
into what was to become an uncontrollable frenzy of funk. Then,
the unmistakable voice of Lollipop Man ("alias the Long-Haired
Sucka"), whose motto is "Make My Funk the P-Funk"
hit, and the funk was afoot. Metal guitars squealed, booming
bass lowered the bottom down deep and the brass ruled with searing
horn solos by Greg Thomas on sax, then some wicked trumpet from
Bennie Cowan and more sweet sax from Scott Taylor.
The power of the P-Funk party is that at any given time the
stage can hold anywhere from three to twenty musicians, with
individual players walking on and off intermittently throughout
the show. Vocalist Robert "P-Nut" Johnson, who had
been spotted by the bar flirting with the ladies as the curtain
came up, eventually meandered out to sing. One by one, the players
made their way into the jam, and it was a solid, fat groove
when Clinton took the crew over the hump, shooting his invisible
"Bop Gun" into the rafters and inciting general mayhem
in the crowd. Donning an oversized smock, Clinton was like a
religious figure to zealous fans, who rushed the stage to try
to touch his hand, or to tug his clothes, or, in one particularly
annoying instance, to show off an FSU hat.
"Can you feel that?" Clinton asked. They could feel
it; too bad they wouldn't hear it, though. Clinton can conduct
the band practically telepathically, but to control a (mostly)
drunken crowd is another task altogether. Nevertheless, Dr.
Funkenstein pressed on, calling for numerous classics: "Cosmic
Slop," "Flashlight," "Give Up the Funk (Tear
the Roof Off the Sucker)." But some of the finest moments
were to come from singer Belita Wood's powerful ballads, and
the ultimate end-of-show/end-of-tour dance party blowout "Atomic
Dog."
Without even bothering to exit the stage, the band jammed directly
into the encore, a strangely funkified take on Hendrix's "Voodoo
Chile" and a vague cover of Jerry Lee Lewis' "Whole
Lotta Shakin' Going On." Stretching the "Let's Take
It to the Stage" jam until the audience's mind turned to
goo, Clinton had truly hit his stride, owning the microphone
'til the 10:30 curfew.
Though there ain't no party like a P-Funk party, contrary to
popular lyrics, alas the P-Funk party does stop. On a dime,
that is. But the Godfather of Funk, so deemed for decades now,
proved once again that he'll never be too old for the title.
ROBIN ROTHMAN
(December 9, 1999)